haminal
By design alone, canned ham can’t be organic. Unless there’s a bunch of square pigs running around somewhere! So, you wouldn’t want to eat it. But, you can play with it.

Introducing the Haminal! He combines all the qualities of a guinea pig, hamster and a pig, crammed into a can, with no cholesterol, salt or MSG. And at only $15 a piece, I may have to order a 100 of them!

Come on, you know you want one.

Via Serious Eats.