Enough with the Free Labels!

You see that! That’s my giant pile of free address labels. You know, those things you get from all sorts of nonprofits asking for donations. Even the groups that say all the garbage humans leave behind is straggling mother earth! And it seems I’m not the only one fed up with it.
Cat Lincoln of GreenDaily is really annoyed! Despite her efforts, like signing up for Green Dimes, a pay service that gets you off mailing lists, Cat still gets bombarded with free gifts, i.e. address labels, and she points out, even the one’s printed with soy ink, can’t be recycled.
Okay, I’m all for charity, but even on a bad year, I don’t send a billion letters, or bills. Stop it!