Natural Viagra Beer
Since the discovery of fermented beverages, humankind has been using them as sexual aids: To decrease social inhibitions, reduce the amount of clothing worn and in general, liven up any given party. Mead and wine were the choices of our ancestors, while today the youth prefer harder beverages such as Jagermeister or Four Loco to do the trick.
Although alcohol has long been used to lubricate the pathway to the bedroom, beer has never had a reputation for helping the human male achieve the peak of sexual performance. That might all be changing, with the introduction of Royal Virility Performance beer, available only from the BrewDog craft brewery in the UK.
This limited-edition beer was created in commemoration of the recent royal nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton. While many UK breweries are offering some sort of special brew for the wedding of the century, including Adnams Royal Wedding Ale and Castle Rock Brewery’s “Kiss Me Kate,” only BrewDog’s poison contains natural aphrodisiacs and is more about the wedding night than the wedding day.
All of BrewDog’s beers are made with fresh, natural ingredients and without any preservatives, additives or pasteurization. The Royal Virility Performance beer is a 7.5% alcohol India Pale Ale that is spiked with herbal Viagra, chocolate, Horny Goat Weed and “a healthy dose of sarcasm.” On the label you will find the new royal couple grinning back at you in “Big Willy Style.”
While all the other specially brewed “royal wedding” beers highlight the sacred nature of marriage and the holy occasion that is the joining of two hearts, Royal Virility Performance beer accentuates the real impetus behind most marriages – the one between the sheets.
Drinking three bottles of Royal Virility Performance beer is supposed to be equivalent to taking one little blue pill, and indeed the brewery sent the newlyweds several bottles for their wedding night. Mere mortals will be limited to purchasing only one bottle each, due to the strong effects of the beer.
You can purchase this commemorative brew for £10 per 12-ounce bottle (plus shipping) on the BrewDog website, with all proceeds from the sale of this natural Viagra beer going to the Centrepoint charity.
Bubbling up happy times since 2007, BrewDog is the largest independent brewery in Scotland and offers many other natural beers, such as Trashy Blonde, Bitch Please and Punk IPA, the fastest growing alternative beer brand in the UK. BrewDog also crafts the well-known Tactical Nuclear Penguin brew, an imperial stout that is frozen until it boasts a 32%alcohol level. Still not stout enough for you? Try their Sink the Bismarck! IPA, which has an alcohol content of 41%.
As artisinal beers continue to grow in popularity, there will no doubt be more Viagra-laced brews developed on both sides of the pond. While most happy hours certainly don’t need an extra dose of testosterone, natural Viagra beer just might have a place in the hands of men who want to drink their beer while avoiding some of alcohol’s limper qualities. Kind of puts new meaning to the phrase: Bottoms up!
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