Whacked Out Chocolate Spinach Vegan Pudding

I don’t cook. When I do, people die. But my blog buddies here are always posting recipes. So I figured what the heck!
I eat this everyday. I’m a semi-vegan, the only animal food I eat is fish. So, if you want to try my vegan chocolate pudding, knock yourself out.
1 ripe bananas
1/2 teaspoon chopped walnuts
1/2 teaspoon raw sunflower seeds
1/2 teaspoon raw sesame seeds
1/2 teaspoon ground flaxseed
1/2 teaspoon of pumpkin seeds
2 tablespoons nutritional yeast
1 1/2 cup frozen spinach
1 date
1 carrot
1/2 ripe avocado
4 heaping teaspoons of unsweetened cocoa powder
handful of frozen blueberries
splash of acai berry juice (optional)
unsweetened almond milk or unsweetened soy milk to help blend
Blend it, a lot. It serves one. And if you or any member of your family dies after eating this, don’t blame me! I warned you.