Whacked Out Chocolate Spinach Vegan Pudding

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I don't cook. When I do, people die. But my blog buddies here are always posting recipes. So I figured what the heck!

I eat this everyday. I'm a semi-vegan, the only animal food I eat is fish. So, if you want to try my vegan chocolate pudding, knock yourself out.

1 ripe bananas

1/2 teaspoon chopped walnuts

1/2 teaspoon raw sunflower seeds

1/2 teaspoon raw sesame seeds

1/2 teaspoon ground flaxseed

1/2 teaspoon of pumpkin seeds

2 tablespoons nutritional yeast

1 1/2 cup frozen spinach

1 date

1 carrot

1/2 ripe avocado

4 heaping teaspoons of unsweetened cocoa powder

handful of frozen blueberries

splash of acai berry juice (optional)

unsweetened almond milk or unsweetened soy milk to help blend

Blend it, a lot. It serves one. And if you or any member of your family dies after eating this, don't blame me! I warned you.

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